well, my lil cutie is stuck there because big bully Bacon invaded my room, kidnapped my lil cutie and dragged it off to a dark private corner and rapped it again and again.
i was lucky that a good samaritan came across the dreadful incident and chased bad rapist Bacon away. had to wash and soak the poor thing in softener to get rid of Bacon's bad breath and stinky drool.
safety precautions are needed! Bacon is constantly popping into my room, roaming around, trying to catch a glimpse of my cutie. hired security guard Sim Chung Heng Raymond to guard my cutie. hope he does his job when i'm not around.
he already had tonnes of em. he's just plain greedy.
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